Tuesday 21 December 2010

...I have cheated on my wife

Sunday afternoon. 2 Hour drive. hotel. Very nervous. Bar. Meet Teresa. Room. Not much sleep. Ice cream at 1am. Shared shower. Bed. More not much sleep.
Monday morning. Shower. Tea. Breakfast. Room. Bed. Shower.  Slightly awkward. Home. Meet wife. Help put tree up. Feel a bit achy.

Sleep very soundly with a large smile on my face.

Wednesday 15 December 2010

tick tock

 mmm slight delay in meeting Teresa. Nothing other than busy schedules (i hope) anyway we have arranged to meet this Sunday now!! (seems a bit close to Christmas - extra naughty points?) Anyway, very excited! Must say that whilst shopping with wifey earlier this morning my mind was one thousand miles away (well 350 to be exact). Seems that all I could think about was Teresa and meeting her and the hotel and how she would look in very sexy lingerie she has been promising.
Ahhh yes.. sexy lingerie.. yes those were the days I remember fondly. Yes I remember my wife and when she was actually interested in sex.. .now the mere mention or suggestion of her wearing a pair of stockings is met with “the look”. What the look is exactly is open to debate though my take on “the look” is something like the following:

You want me to wear that??! I am not a slut?! I don’t have to dress up for you anymore??! We don’t have to have sex any more, we are married!?!?

Anyway I digress, as I was saying.. only a few days (hopefully this time) to go and everything is now very much in place. My official reason for a night away is my good friend Peter. Yes Pete, not seen him for a while (he lives in Norwich) about time I popped up to see him for a night! Although hesitated at first took the decision to speak to Pete about my weekend of sinful lust and how and exactly how and why I had woven him into my web of lies. (he’s fine with it)

One note to any readers, lying is not something that is very natural to me in fact if anyone has any tips would be great to hear from you!

Monday 6 December 2010

OOOOoo First date!

OOOOoo First date!
Very exciting! Looks like yours truly has first date lined up! In fact this will be first meet with a woman other than my wife for about 7 years!!! Yes. You could say that I am rather excited about it.
Her name is Teresa. We have been chatting now for the past few weeks or so.. a lot. Almost every night... then texting.. then swapping pictures (yes this was a rather tense moment indeed, the first submission of a photo does indeed require a leap of faith) Anyway we seemed to have kinda “hit it off” in the cyber sense, although generally speaking messages did start to get rather filthy after ... I don’t know... the first initial hour of messaging... Absolute filth.
Problem? She lives 350 miles away!

No matter. Hotel is booked for 1 week from now! 

Jamie S